Stokers, Luggers and Jumping Jacks

The stoker called Tom

From Newcastle,

The lugger called Tim

From Dundee,

The old jumping Jacks

In their ill-fitting macs,

Are more than the whole world to me.

The stoker called Pig

With his whistle,

The lugger called Pan

With his flute,

The old jumping Jacks

With their harps on their backs,

And Nick in his best Sunday suit.

The stoker called Jack

With his rabbits,

The lugger called Nick

With his hair,

The old jumping Jims

And Alastair Sims,

And Jock with his sanitary wear.

At about this time the party began to get a bit boisterous,

So I made my excuses and left.